“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
Roaches are so EWIEEEE!
Bahahaha eewwie is the word of the day
EWIEEEEEEEEEE!
adam sandler once again fucking shit up
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
MARIUS THE FEELING IS MUTUAL
when the dentist tells you to open your mouth wide
This. Normally I sound vaguely British but on recording I sound like a fucking leprechaun.
