christy wassef.

the-anal-rapist:

b3hindbl3eey5s:

the-anal-rapist:

Roaches are so EWIEEEE!

Bahahaha eewwie is the word of the day

EWIEEEEEEEEEE!

adam sandler once again fucking shit up

funnyordie:

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

i would flip the fuck out idk about you
SCRATCHING YOUR FACE WITH THE WRONG SIDE OF A PEN

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me every day

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

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You’re a douche bag.

When you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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MARIUS THE FEELING IS MUTUAL

 
virtualmcdonalds:

CATS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES OH MY GOD

laugh-addict:

when the dentist tells you to open your mouth wide

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funfreacksnc:

thisroadgoesformiles:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

ahh

GODDAMMIT MEOW MEOW
When you hear yourself on a recording:

laugh-addict:

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This. Normally I sound vaguely British but on recording I sound like a fucking leprechaun.

exite-d:

high five bro